When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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