please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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