Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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