I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize