If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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