3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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