If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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