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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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