Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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