Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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