Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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