Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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