Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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