At least make sure they are 18
Why
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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