So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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