I'm passing your future prison.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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