they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
