from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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