Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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