Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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