Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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