You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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