So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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