The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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