he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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