The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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