Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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