What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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