am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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