What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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