Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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