omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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