would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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