I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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