I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
