How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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