Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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