Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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