i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
At least make sure they are 18
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I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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