I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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