i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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