Your tits are I can't wait for
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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