Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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