I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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