Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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