Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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