So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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