its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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