You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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