I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I smell stomach acid.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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