In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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