What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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