Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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