This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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