Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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